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Bill and Joe are driving their truck one day on a road in the country, when they come to another warning sign. It's another bridge, but this time it's a bridge over the road. The sign says. Warning. Low Bridge! Maximum height 4.2 metres! Oh no! says Bill. Height limit four point two metres! And our lorry's four point four metres high. We're twenty centimetres too high. Oh that's not a problem, answers Joe. We can let the air out of the tyres, then we'll be 25 centimetres lower! We can blow them up again at the other side of the bridge! Don't be an idiot, Joe, Bill replies. That won't help! The tyres are at the bottom of the lorry; and it's at top that we're too high for the bridge!

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